Molly starts sweet, but will leave you feeling sour. She’s like a jawbreaker in that way…also in the way that she may actually break your jaw if you cross her.

Carla has a gym teacher’s haircut and an attitude to match. But her asymmetrical do isn’t the only thing that is off kilter.

The Dark Lord of the Dark Roast, Shaytan serves your coffee with a smile…or at least an eternal damnation to Hell. No Refills.

Sunnyside’s resident thug, Sampson will steal your heart and your tv.

Namaste and get to know Penny…a Hot Yoga instructor and also a *hot* yoga instructor!

Officer Donna is all woman – but that doesn’t mean she won’t shoot to kill. She patrols the streets of Sunnyside with a badge on her chest and her heart on her sleeve. And sensible shoes on her feet.

Whether he’s riding his fixie or a wave of ennui, Clint is always good for a tip on where to eat, what to wear and who to roll your eyes at.

Your patio stones loose? Call Handy Hank. Your roof needs to be re-shingled? Call Handy Hank. Need someone who knows the second verse to the Cheer’s theme song? Call Handy Hank. But that costs extra.

She says more with one vacant stare followed by a series of blinks and twitches than most people say all day. Meet Meth Georgette.

Kayla doesn’t know how to file alphabetically, but she knows a D-Cup is better than a C and that’s all she cares about.

Nothing makes Graham happier than pleasing his wife Carla. And maybe one of these days, he’ll succeed. But probably not.

Whether he’s at the Sunnyside Art Walk or sipping a fair-trade coffee, you can count on Ferg for one thing…to be wearing hemp.